sábado, 14 de abril de 2007

Pegadinha do Busão

Andar de busungo é o maior legal. Você nao se estressa, dorme e dá risada. Essa semana tinha uma velha louca sentada num daqueles bancos altos no Praça Ramos. Por sorte, tinha banco vazio no fundo e eu passei direto. Claro que eu não sabia ainda que ela era louca. Fui descobrir quando uma moça sentou-se ao seu lado. O ônibus tava um silêncio só e, de repente, a louca me solta:
- Féladaputaaaa
Todo mundo olhou, e a moça já ficou meio cabreira, mas resolveu arriscar.
- Vai tomá no cú, caraio!
Ai já não deu mais pra moça, que preferiu ficar de pé.

O grande barato, é que, todo mundo que subia no ônibus sentava lá, por desconhecer as faculdades mentais da velhota, que até que não estava mal vestida, sua roupa era bem velha, mas nos conformes. Entra um senhor agora, e senta-se ao lado. O pessoal do ônibus se entreolha, esperando a próxima vítima da pegadinha:
- Ai se fodê, porra.
Uma só já bastou pro tio, que saiu voado do banco. Era inevitável não virar a cara pro lado e dar risada, vi um monte de nego fazendo isso, até o cobrador não segurava o riso no cantinho do lábio, acho que ele é quem armou o esquema com a velhinha, que vai ver era o Ivo Holanda camuflado.

E assim foi até o centrão, onde todo mundo desceu. Todo mundo menos ela, que ficou por lá, sabe-se Deus até quando, pra atazanar a vida dos pobres assalariados, ou não.

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A parte do "não se estressa" eu tenho que ir contra hehe Já me estressei e muito em ônibus :/
Mas essa da véia deve ter sido hilária :P
Em SP tu vê um monte de loucos andando e xingando sozinhos pela cidade...aí vem aquela sensação mista de riso e incômodo. Riso pela situação surreal, mas incômodo quando tu começa a filosofar sobre o passado que levou a pessoa àquele ponto.

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